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The Winds of War and Me!

3/7/2013

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I'm still enjoying my wife Judith's recent about-face with regards the Western genre. I wrote a piece about this (see Could The Aliens Who Abducted My Wife Please Return Her!). It's very nice indeed to sit down companionably together of a Saturday evening. I'll ask, "So what shall we watch?" and she regularly replies, "How about a Western?" I've learnt to hide my look of surprise, I mean, nobody likes to be asked if they're feeling okay in the head, do they? Exercising some caution may also be wise - who knows, with her undercover identity blown she might use her ray-gun on me!

We recently watched El Dorado with John Wayne, Robert Mitchum and James Caan. So good to see Wayne and Mitchum in a film together when they were both right at the very top of their game. I had the great pleasure of working with Mitchum in 1981 on a TV epic called The Winds of War. By my reckoning he was 64 by this time (I'd have been 26), but on screen he still looked a decade younger than this. The Winds of War was based on the novel by Herman Wouk and documents the escalation to World War Two, up to the point where the US became involved. I was involved in a twenty minute sequence where Admiral Henry (Mitchum's character) goes on a fact-finding bombing raid with the RAF.

I have a lot to thank the RAF for: the original plan had been to shoot the briefing scenes at Hendon RAF museum, and then a week or so later to travel to Scotland for four days to film the plane's interiors in what I believe is the only surviving Wellington bomber in the UK. Unfortunately, (but fortunately for me and my British actor chums playing the air crew) the RAF, pointing out that they were not flying Wellingtons at the time it was stated they did in the novel, wouldn't allow us access to their plane. The director/producer Dan Curtis sidled up to us when we arrived at Hendon, explained the problem together with the odd expletive whenever the acronym RAF came up, and asked if we'd object to flying over to Hollywood to complete the scenes a few months hence. We sighed at the aggrevation of it all and after some serious thought, stoically agreed to do it (whilst trying to contain the shrieking child who learns that its birthday and Christmas have mysteriously fallen on the same day this year!).

I went off and did a new play at one of our regional theatres in this time-off period and flew to LA in early December. Mitchum was one hundred percent professional. He must surely have known how totally in awe of him we were, but he treated us as his equals. Great movie stars aren't expected to hang around the set between takes, but Mitchum never went to his trailer once and just loved to sit around and chat. On our final day I spent about six or seven hours in the studio mock-up of a bomb aimer's bubble with Robert Mitchum squashed in beside me. He didn't use a stand-in while the scene was being lit, even though he might have done, and it was stiflingly hot and uncomfortable. We entertained ourselves by telling each other jokes and discussing stuff that interested us. He was a very smart guy - much much smarter than most of the hard men he regularly played.

He inisited that the company provide us with another day to see the city of LA that he loved, and threatened to shame them by paying for us out of his own pocket if they refused - which they did of course. He bought us dinner at the famous Chasen's restaurant in West Hollywood on our final evening.

I think anyone might agree, all in all not a bad few days work!


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Book Signing at the Cinema Museum

9/10/2012

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I'm really looking forward to signing copies of Niedermayer & Hart next Saturday (13 October). I was delighted when Dexter O'Neill of Fantom Films asked me if I'd like to be involved. I only got to know him last year, and he was very kind to offer his advice when I was in the process of publishing Niedermayer & Hart through the little company my wife and I started a few years back, called Odd Dog Press. He had originally got in touch with me to ask if I'd like to be involved in a panel interview he was organising - a day of talk events with the dubious title Acceptable in the Eighties!
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My personal contribution to eighties Dr Who was in the guise of Tyheer and the Bandril Ambassador in the two episodes of the series Timelash - alas, never regarded (not even by die-hard fans!) as the Doctor's finest hour.

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In fact if you're imaginative with words and good with letters, as pointed out to me by a fan on the Acceptable in the Eighties signing day, the letters in the title Timelash can be easily rearranged into a moderately rude and some might say quite apt two-word anagram. (For more stuff about Timelash see my blog Dr Who, Timelash and the Bandril Ambassador)

The event is at the Cinema Museum in Kennington, which is somewhere I'm certainly hoping I'll get a good chance to look around on the day. They have all kinds of interesting cinematic paraphernalia there and a fantastic programme of scheduled events. Take a look!

The book event itself is titled Cult Publishers Expo. I can hear them ask, Is Odd Dog Press a cult publisher then? No, definitely not, although I do have a friend who firmly believes N & H will attain cult status at some point in the future. Personally, I only wish he'd read the tea- leaves (or whatever gave him this insight into my up and coming good fortune) with a bit more precision timing-wise! A year - mmm, nice! Two years - yeah okay! Twenty years - oy veh!

I'm looking forward to seeing Paul Darrow there on the day - he was also in Timelash, although I think on this occasion he's there in his capacity as a cult hero from that cult series Blake's Seven. Be honest, did I use the word 'cult' too many times in the last two paragraphs?

If you live near Kennington or fancy a daytrip to London on Saturday 13 October, I'm sure it'll be a fun day. The day's programme of events runs from 11am til 4pm and there's a series of interesting talks throughout the day. The address is The Cinema Museum, Kennington, London and I'll be there from 11am until 2pm. So come along and have a chat or better still chat to me while I sign your copy of Niedermayer & Hart! And just think, if you do buy a book, not only will you be putting a smile on the face of an impoverished writer/actor, you may be helping N & H on its way to achieving cult status too! LOL!

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Sporting Failures

12/9/2012

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I once played an inept Welsh games teacher in four episodes of a series for London Weekend Television called Drummonds. They were the last four episodes of the second series and there was talk of going for a third, but sadly this wasn't to be. On reflection I hope it had nothing to do with my lifelong shortcomings when it comes to sport? I don't think so, the character was meant to be accident prone! In my first episode he fell off the wall-bars and broke his collar-bone and spent the next three episodes with his arm in a sling.

This was quite possibly the nearest I ever came to being typecast as an actor. My late father was an excellent sportsman and had he been born into another era might easily have become a professional footballer; my brother too was very skilled at sport; however, when it came to me, oh dear! At secondary school on the end of term report my games teacher Robert Evans once wrote, "Impossible to comment on this boy!" I think this suggests that whenever there was a games or PE lesson, I'd generally absented myself with a (often forged) sick note! Today, in the most enlightened schools I think I would have been diagnosed as dyspraxic rather than labelled 'hopeless' or 'useless'. When I trained to become an actor at RADA the dance and movement teachers clearly thought I was either messing about or plain not trying. Surely, nobody could be that badly coordinated?

So perhaps you can understand how I don't naturally enjoy a warm glow when I think about sport. In fact, when I think of my schooldays, it's quite the opposite. Those humiliating team-picking moments in the changing rooms, when you pray you'll be picked before it gets down to the very last boy (usually not the case!).

This summer Britain has been the world's focus for sporting activity. First the Olympics, then the Paralympics, and I must say I really enjoyed every single bit I watched. It really is wonderful to see great athletes perform and an unusual experience for us Brits to see our team winning so many medals. A great boost I think to our national pride - quite welcome in light of the gloomy economic forecasts that predict some austere times may be lurking just ahead. The Olympics and Paralympics seem, too, to have helped us embrace our racial diversity and to applaud excellence in human achievement, even when it does not live up to the ideal embodiment of physical perfection. Thanks to all the athletes from all nations who took part in both the Olympics and Paralympics. Your contribution was truly awesome! I think Lord Coe and his team did a fantastic job organising it all! Incidentally, what honour can you confer on someone who's already a Lord, is there anything higher? Perhaps the Queen will consider adopting him?

And not content with a gold medal, good old Andy Murray bagged the US Open yesterday! After 76 years since the last time anyone from these islands won it, our national pride must be in serious danger of spontaneously combusting! Very, very well done that man!

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Dr Who, Timelash and the Bandril Ambassador

2/12/2011

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Back in the world of eighties Dr Who, I played a cowardly traitor called Tyheer, who early on in the episode betrayed the democracy loving rebels of the story. My character thoroughly gets his come-uppance though, and his pleas for mercy are satisfyingly ignored when he is thrown into the aforementioned Timelash (a kind of triangular box draped in what looked like left over Christmas decs) never to be seen nor heard of again! I shone in a kind of over-exposed sort of way for a few seconds before I was gone forever. It certainly worked for my four year old son who had to be reassured by my wife that his dad was only pretending and would be back before his bedtime.

The story was a two-parter and fortunately for me, I actually cropped up again in the next episode (or rather my voice did) as the Bandril Ambassador. I think the director, Pennant Roberts, a kind man thought he’d give a young actor and fellow Welshman a bit of extra work by offering me a voice over as well as an acting part. The Bandril was actually (in real life) a glove puppet.

And no, I most definitely didn’t operate the thing myself!

I did however plan to use my deepest most sonorous tones to portray this alien life-form. In fact, it had always been something of an ambition of mine to play a green warty monster on Dr Who. My RADA voice training came to the fore, this was my big chance to live the dream. Sadly not to be! Pennant Roberts had envisaged the Bandril Ambassador as possessing a high, flutey voice. The whole thing ended up sounding somewhere between Mickey Mouse and Margaret Thatcher. After this the BBC sound workshop turned it into something vaguely ethereal. Believe me, not my finest hour. However, I do recall providing the rest of the cast with much amusement whenever I was called upon to deliver the Bandril’s speeches in rehearsal. Not that laughs were lacking during our rehearsals. We all seemed to laugh a great deal and we had to be told off on more than one occasion for enjoying ourselves a bit too much.

About a month or so back I took part in a stage panel and signing at a Doctor Who Event organised by Fantom Films. I’d been invited several years ago to sign copies for fans when Timelash was first released on DVD at a specialist shop over in Barking but this was the first time I’d ever been to an actual Dr Who event. There can’t be another TV show that has grabbed the attention of so many generations of children. I remember feeling quite unnerved as a child when I watched the rather tetchy, almost sinister, William Hartnell. And I’ll never forget the shiver that ran through me when that rubber plunger first came into shot along with that inhuman, mechanised voice, to exclaim, “Exterminate!” A creature, more machine than living organism that could not be negotiated with and which possessed no higher nature to appeal to. Brilliant stuff! For me the Daleks rank alongside fictional childhood baddies like Auric Goldfinger and the terrifying Rosa Klebb.

Classic Dr Who fans are a polite and extremely friendly bunch of people. I must say, I did hesitate before agreeing to go along, but I’m really glad I did. I had a thoroughly enjoyable Sunday morning.

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